Friday, January 28, 2011

The grand business of writing for a living, also, I eat a lot of ramen.

I've hired an agent.

I pay her in raw, unbridled sex.

though the secretary might get a bit jealous.

the secretary doesn't get paid, only attention

and my agent gets 50 percent, and sex - I'm assured this is scale.


  1. Hmmm, we might have to work on your Secretary's terms :-)

  2. For all that sex, it seems like the agent should be getting less than fifty percent.

  3. so you give Huey Lewis song, "working for a living" a whole new persceptive..

    you are too funny

  4. Wow, you are definitely over paying her. ;)

  5. The job market isn't as bad as I thought. Maybe I should find some "work."

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