short thought in form

 I would die

if my

wife did.

tho she does not

believe me, I

fear it is honest.

or –

A disagreement of sorts

I would die,

pass from physical life, cash in, check out,

croak, decease, meet my demise, my maker,

go, depart, drop out, expire, kick it, kick in,

pass away, kick off, peg out, pip, pop off, become extinct,

annihilated, silenced, fall to the long sleep,

snuff it, snuff out, perish, succumb, swelt, go to my fathers ,

breathe my last, shuffle off this mortal coil, give up the ghost,

kick the bucket, cash out my checks, meet my end,

toes up, tits up, push daises,  fail to exist, cease thriving

if my wife did.

tho she does not believe me, I

fear it is honest.

 - Hoc Scripsi