Friday, January 28, 2011

The grand business of writing for a living, also, I eat a lot of ramen.

I've hired an agent.

I pay her in raw, unbridled sex.

though the secretary might get a bit jealous.

the secretary doesn't get paid, only attention

and my agent gets 50 percent, and sex - I'm assured this is scale.
From the mind of at
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8 comments:

  1. KaraJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Hmmm, we might have to work on your Secretary's terms :-)

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  2. Talli RolandJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    Sounds like a fair trade-off.

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  3. J E FritzJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    For all that sex, it seems like the agent should be getting less than fifty percent.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    so you give Huey Lewis song, "working for a living" a whole new persceptive..

    you are too funny

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  5. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Now why can't I get a job like that?

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  6. StinaJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    Wow, you are definitely over paying her. ;)

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  7. Pat TillettJanuary 29, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    The job market isn't as bad as I thought. Maybe I should find some "work."

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